Before Marriage:

Husband: Ah! At last, i can hardly wait.
Wife: Do you want me to leave?
Husband: NO! Don't you even think about it.
Wife: Do you love me?
Husband: Of course! Always have and always will!
Wife: Have you cheated on me?
Husband: NO! Why are you even asking?
Wife: Will you kiss me?
Husband: Every chance I get!
Wife: Will you hit me?
Husband: Hell no! Are you crazy?
Wife: Can I trust you?
Husband: Yes
Wife: Darling.

After Marriage:
Read from the bottom up. ;)